Cleanup in all aisles please

Well, somewhere between not giving a shit anymore and having nothing better to do I decided I would come back to make observations about the world around me. In that regard, here is a picture I made up, can you guess what it is? No it's not a Rorschach test from Flowers for Algernon, although my MS paint skills might qualify me as Charlie's better half. We're looking at me looking at you and your stupid shopping cart stopped right in the middle of the aisle, blocking the rest of us from getting the food you so little need. I was nice enough to show your cart parallel to the bacon bits as opposed to the usual complete lane blocking diagonal bearing of the ice cream freezer. I know its hard to focus on more than one thing at a time, especially when your bonus card saves you 10 cents on that over-salted shit out of a box but please remember, there are other people using the store (notice they are walking around you). You are not Britney Spears and this isn't the Gucci store, so since you're loosely whats called a parent, teach this to your kids too because god knows we already have enough crap shown to us passed off as news. But apparently you're already standing in my way, reading "news".