P012: Disobeying official sign

in·frac·tion: (noun) The act or an instance of infringing; a violation.

So I go out to my car today to get the pretty pink parking paper kindly telling me of my penchant for disobeying official signs. When I think of official signs, I sometimes think of the "special security police" guarding Target wearing their official sign;

that they got at, well...Target. It's a good thing I'm reminded I'm such a terrible person, and that the sign directly in front of my car is "clearly visible in front." I guess having a zone 1 temporary parking permit doesn't let you park in zone 1 permit holder spots. The sign did explain it well I suppose, I technically am not a permit holder. I also have to get the window tint removed from my car to pass inspection. I guess there is good reason for it; I will be able to see out the windows and read the signs.

Cleanup in all aisles please

Well, somewhere between not giving a shit anymore and having nothing better to do I decided I would come back to make observations about the world around me. In that regard, here is a picture I made up, can you guess what it is? No it's not a Rorschach test from Flowers for Algernon, although my MS paint skills might qualify me as Charlie's better half. We're looking at me looking at you and your stupid shopping cart stopped right in the middle of the aisle, blocking the rest of us from getting the food you so little need. I was nice enough to show your cart parallel to the bacon bits as opposed to the usual complete lane blocking diagonal bearing of the ice cream freezer. I know its hard to focus on more than one thing at a time, especially when your bonus card saves you 10 cents on that over-salted shit out of a box but please remember, there are other people using the store (notice they are walking around you). You are not Britney Spears and this isn't the Gucci store, so since you're loosely whats called a parent, teach this to your kids too because god knows we already have enough crap shown to us passed off as news. But apparently you're already standing in my way, reading "news".